Why they call it the “terminal degree”

Back in March of 2012, when I was working on my dissertation proposal, I frequently wondered if I was going to survive writing my dissertation. When people asked me how things were going, I used words like fiasco. Debacle. Nightmare. Train wreck. I was just beginning to understand the true meaning of the phrase terminal degree. The terminal degree is the one that makes us stronger—unless it kills us first. The dissertation journey is not for the faint-hearted. However, if you are working on your dissertation right now, take heart: You can survive this. I learned three valuable lessons from my dissertation journey. I share them with you.

1. Don’t worry if you can’t remember everything

I enrolled in an online doctoral program at a tiny for-profit research university in December of 2005. By 2012, I had written hundreds of papers, large and small, and read a thousand articles by hundreds of scholars. I had valiantly completed and submitted umpteen assignments to dozens of faceless mentors in scads of virtual course rooms. Like the shelves in my basement, my 56-year-old brain was crammed with poorly packed, improperly labeled knowledge. Almost as fast as I learned it, I’d forgotten most of what I had learned.

Knowledge evolves. Knowledge waits for no one, especially not tired dissertators. Ninety-nine percent of the course assignments I completed were based on obsolete textbooks and five-year-old journal articles. New theories, methods, and technologies were constantly emerging (e.g., e-commerce). In addition, because it was the 2000s and not the 2010s, much now-essential knowledge was missing from my marketing curriculum (e.g., social media).

Knowledge is obsolete before it is published. In that sense, acquiring book knowledge is like buying a new car: Knowledge loses at least half its value the moment we exit the course room. A newer shinier bit of knowledge is always glittering around the next corner. Eventually we discover earning a doctorate is not about acquiring knowledge. It never was. I don’t bother trying to retrieve things I “learned” during my course assignments. It’s like expecting new-car smell when I get into my old Ford Focus.

2. You can succeed with mediocre research and writing skills

You don’t need to be a great researcher or writer. I thought I did. In fact, I thought I was. Even as I was studying obsolete topics such as e-commerce and Maslow’s hierarchy of needs theory, I consoled myself with a belief that I was honing my research and writing skills. I admit, I’ve always been a little smug about my ability to find and describe arcane stuff about which nobody cares.

Modern academics don’t need research skills. We have Google. We don’t need writing skills. We have Grammarly. Moreover, the gatekeepers who approve dissertation proposals and manuscripts seem to focus more on adherence to templates and formats than they do on content and scholarly excellence. Of course, I’m biased by an information deficit: as an editor, I see only a tiny fraction of the social science dissertations trickling out of U.S. higher education institutions.

To broaden my perspective, I study published dissertators to understand what they did to succeed (i.e., what they got away with); then I write books to help dissertators who are struggling to get approvals. My intention is to reassure you that research and writing can be much less daunting than you anticipated or feared.

You might be pleased to know I’ve seen many errors, large and small, in published dissertations. I’m trained to catch format and style errors so of course I see those. However, every now and then, I’ll run across text like this: [expand on this section]. Just like that—an insertion of a direction to the dissertator to do something before submitting. Clearly, sometimes dissertators (and their reviewers) fail to catch and remove embarrassing text; thus, these errors become a permanent part of the academic record. Just as all my incorrect dois are captured for posterity in ProQuest Open Access. Hey, it happens. In my case, happened. I can’t go back and change the past.

3. You will learn how to survive

Long after it was too late for me to quit on my dissertation, I had the disheartening realization that when I finished this degree, I would have a smattering of mostly useless knowledge and lots of practice researching and writing on a topic few people cared much about, including me. Was that it, I wondered, after six years and $42,000?

Pursuing a doctorate is about developing survival skills. That sounds melodramatic, doesn’t it? What kinds of dangers could possibly threaten a doctoral candidate? It’s not as if we are lost in the woods.

The dangers that threaten us are the internal monsters that lurk in our minds: boredom, doubt, anguish, impatience, resentment, and despair, to name a few. I’m sure there are more. Like sturgeon, we will survive by settling for good enough instead of aiming for perfection.

Pursuing a doctoral degree is like giving our internal saboteurs a grenade launcher and hanging a target on our back. Now I understand why so few people seek doctorates. Not every crosses the finish line. Those who do share a special bond—a unique form of misery that gradually transforms into a triumph unlike any other.  

Summary

Don’t worry if you forget most of what you learned. If your research and writing skills aren’t perfect, don’t fret. You are learning how to survive the pitfalls of the dissertation journey. Once you cross the finish line, you will realize you now know the secret to overcoming just about any challenge: Show up, do your best, and don’t give up.

Go ahead and plan, dissertators, but don’t get too attached

Navigating our dissertation journey requires a lot of planning. Most of us have massive handbooks, daunting rubrics, and detailed templates to guide us through each document milestone, from concept and proposal through manuscript and defense. However, planning requires a Jedi mind trick I call detaching from outcomes. We are used to planning everything in our lives, from budgets to babies, but we sometimes forget we don’t control what actually happens. Nevertheless, we still need to plan.

Failing to plan (probably) is planning to fail

“Failing to plan is planning to fail” is an aphorism attributed to Benjamin Franklin. In my ruthless pursuit of robust scholarship to support this blogpost, I scanned the “apothegms and proverbs” in the U.S.C. Publishing Company’s 1914 excerpts from Poor Richard’s Almanack. The Almanack is a collection of Franklin’s sayings, written between 1732 and 1738 under the penname of Richard Saunders. For more, click here.

I lost myself in the list of pithy aphorisms but did not find a quote about planning to fail. (It was certainly entertaining reading, though. One of my favorites: “The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘tis nonsense” [Item no. 502]. Ouch.)

Social sciences dissertators, especially those who attend doctoral programs at for-profit online universities, are besieged with rules. These rules help us plan our academic strategy. However, at for-profit universities, learners often don’t get enough guidance from Chairpersons and other mentors. (I say this based on my experience as a former doctoral learner at a for-profit online university and as a current academic editor). Thus, handbooks, rubrics, and templates are essential to the dissertation planning process.

Some examples of planning

Even before I passed my comprehensive exams, I started planning. First, to get a handle on the massive project in front of me, I went through the dissertation handbook and made a list of all the tasks required to complete each milestone document and task, from concept paper through defense and publishing. Next, I identified the subtasks under each document milestone. Finally, I set up an Excel spreadsheet, entered all the tasks, and estimated how many days each task would take.

Here is one of my many timelines.

In the early months, my timing was ridiculously wrong. As each term progressed, I revised my timeline, and eventually, it became quite accurate. Without that timeline, I would not have realized I was on track to run out of time in my program. Crisis averted, thanks to planning.

As an artist, I’m all about visualizing things. I can spend all day visualizing, but not a lot of time getting things done. I’m a dreamer, less of a doer. I know this is my weakness, though, and I mitigate it with planning. Here is one of my many attempts to visualize my research study.

Research plan-Love Your Dissertation

This plan, neatly executed in PowerPoint, was a total pie-in-the-sky dream, a hallucination of a ten-month mixed methods study lacking any basis in reality. Hey, we all start somewhere. Not only did I fail to include turnaround time for my many reviewers but I also assumed I would have little need to revise my writing—because it would naturally be perfect. I was wrong on both counts. My reviewers enjoyed at least fourteen days to return my latest train wreck, sometimes more, and I needed much longer than I anticipated to make the (ridiculous) revisions they demanded.

Detaching from outcomes

I learned a valuable lesson from this iterative process. Submitting and revising, submitting and revising—the seemingly endless cycle eventually drove the arrogance out of me. I learned to write my best work, submit with a realistic amount of hope, and detach from the outcome. I learned not to assume my writing was so stellar, my idea so ground-breaking, my research approach so unique, that they would have to grant me immediate approval, showering me with accolades and dissertation of the year rave reviews. Dream on!

Finally, I realized I had to let go of my unrealistic expectations if I wanted to earn the Ph.D. After I got over feeling personally bludgeoned by the submission and rejection process, I began to hone my detachment skills. This personal improvement effort is now standing me in good stead as I submit queries and receive rejections from agents who could help me publish my first novel.

Showing up for the work

It’s easy to submit once and loftily detach from the outcome. One rejection is tolerable. We’re tough—we can take it—once. However, the persistence to repeatedly take it on the chin and bounce back up to keep fighting separates the professionals from the dilettantes. Thanks to the hammering I received from writing my dissertation, I am now equipped (and mostly willing) to enter my writing into the broader arena and let the universe decide the outcome.

I admit, receiving rejection after rejection is disheartening. However, all those rejections are evidence that I’m in the game. I’m not on the sidelines. I’m showing up for my work. I’m learning that it doesn’t matter how discouraged I feel sometimes; all that matters is doing the work. I consciously try to compartmentalize my discouragement so I can get on with the business of writing. Feeling disappointed is only useful if it spurs me toward positive action.

Letting go of perfection

A component of detaching from outcomes is a need to let go of perfectionism. Perfectionism stifles creativity; moreover, perfectionism can hinder realistic planning, thereby bringing our forward momentum to a standstill. I have a perfection monster screaming inside me at times. I’ve learned to acknowledge my desire to be perfect, laugh at the monster, and move on.

Writers rarely write perfect first drafts. The first drafts of my dissertation milestone papers were wretched on multiple levels: scholarship, methodology, APA style, grammar . . . you name it, I butchered it. After my dissertation was approved and published, I found myriad grammar errors. I discovered I had typed a shocking number of my dois wrong because I didn’t know then that I could copy and paste them from the pdf files I was citing. Sheesh. Talk about humiliating.

Now I know to focus on making progress rather than bludgeoning myself with the impossible goal of achieving perfection. Hey, we are all human, by nature imperfect. If we already know everything, what’s the point of doing research or sharing what we’ve discovered with the world?

Summary

I encourage you to honor your dissertation journey by making a plan and showing up for your writing. Practice detaching from your desire to achieve perfection. Perfectionism is a waste of your precious life energy. Instead, submit your best, learn from your mistakes, keep writing, and let go of outcomes. The life lessons we learn from the tedious, frustrating dissertation journey may not be evident while we struggle to reach the finish line, but I promise, you will reap the benefits for the rest of your writing career.

Sources

Franklin, B. (1914). Poor Richard’s Almanack (pdf version). Waterloo, IA: U.S.C. Publishing Company. Available through Google Books: https://www.google.com
/books/edition/Poor_Richard_s_Almanack/o6lJAAAAIAAJ?hl=en&gbpv=0 (Original work published 1732–1738)

Visualize your dissertation defense

The final milestone of our dissertation journey is our dissertation defense. Most of us must prepare some sort of presentation to defend what is likely the largest research project of our lives thus far. Are you wondering when you should start thinking of your defense? The answer is now!

In this blog post, I present a few tips to help you defend your defense successfully. First, I encourage you to start with the end in mind. Next, identify your potential audiences. Figure out the requirements and assemble your tools. Finally, visualize your success. As I discuss these tips, I describe my own sweaty defense experience, which happened on a conference call.

Start with the end in mind

Making choices with the end in mind at the beginning of our dissertation program can help us justify and defend our decisions when we get to the finish line.

Even if we are just starting our journey, it’s not too soon to start picturing how we will defend our choices. Why did we choose the topic? Why did we choose to study the topic in this place, with these subjects, using this theory and this method? What kinds of findings could we anticipate, and to what conclusions could they lead? What could practitioners do with our findings and conclusions?

When I was struggling to reach the milestones of my Ph.D. program—writing the concept paper and the dissertation proposal, collecting and analyzing the data, and writing the dissertation manuscript—it never occurred to me to think about the final milestone, my defense. In the last two months of my program, I was working on my manuscript and my defense simultaneously.

After so many years working alone, the thought of presenting my findings to a wider audience was intimidating. If I had kept the end in mind from the beginning, discussing my study with so little time to prepare wouldn’t have been so fraught.

Identify your audiences

We all know we should identify our audiences before we give our presentation, if we want to optimize our communication efforts. Toastmasters learn this. Teachers learn this, sometimes the hard way.

Few things are more embarrassing than going through our entire presentation, only to find out most of the audience had zero interest in the topic. I witnessed this error recently at a professional development workshop I attended on improving student engagement. The presenter assumed we were all traditional faculty, constrained by grades, attendance records, and bored students. Actually, we all taught in the community education program—no grades, no attendance sheets, and no bored students. If the presenter had asked a few simple questions up front, she would have probably chosen to shift the focus of her discussion to address our specific needs.

For dissertators, we know our committee will attend our defense. Will we have others in our audience? Dissertation defenses aren’t typically open to the public, but members of the academy are often welcome and invited to attend. That means other faculty, administrators, and fellow students  might be present. Are they practitioners? Are they doctoral students wanting to learn from watching a peer?

At my school, all the defenses for the week appeared on the student portal. Anyone attending the university could download my PowerPoint file and dial into my defense conference call with the passcode. Knowing faceless strangers could listen in and comment gave me some nervous flutters.

At the time, I was certain of only two people on the line—my Chair and my committee member. I don’t know how many people were actually on the call. Only a few, I think, judging by the dead silence when my Chair asked if anyone had any questions for me. Later, a fellow dissertator emailed me to let me know she had dialed in silently to listen and learn.

This adventure occurred in 2013, before we all became old hands at muting ourselves on conference call lines. As the dissertator, I did not have access to the conference call moderator tools, and I’m not sure my Chair did, either. Her skill and ease with conference call technology seemed low. Still, we fumbled through the process. The call wasn’t dropped, even when she asked me to hang up and dial in again in five minutes to learn my fate. I assume all those silent lurkers on the call were present to the discussion regarding my merits, while I sweated in anticipation with my proctor, who was hopeful on my behalf, and my cat, who slept through the whole thing.

Learn the requirements and assemble your tools

What our actual defense will look like depends on our field and institution; however, most dissertators must meet certain requirements related to format and content. Designing the defense is an iterative process, much like writing the dissertation itself. We propose some designs and outlines and revise several times with our Committee members’ feedback. Designing the presentation depends on several factors.

Platform. Will your defense occur in person or virtually? The defense may take place in a classroom at your school, where your audience is in the room with you. Alternatively, the defense may happen in a virtual meeting space—for example, participants may dial into a telephone conference call, join a web conference on their computers or phones, or join using Skype, Wire, Facetime, Google Hangouts, or something similar.

You may be responsible for arranging the technology necessary to show your PowerPoint slides and be able to hear and see your committee reviewers; however, most institutions have the technology in place. For in-person presentations, most modern classrooms are equipped with computers, projectors, and screens. For a virtual defense, most institutions maintain conference call or web platforms and give participants the passcodes to join the defense space.

I earned my degree from an online university. Web platforms weren’t common in 2013. That means I defended my dissertation on a conference call in my apartment. It was an early December evening, dark and dreary. Other than my teacher-friend proctor, I was alone and invisible; my audience was faceless. As I spoke into my phone, I worried repeatedly that the call had been dropped, leaving me speaking to dead air.

According to a current student, the school has started using a web conferencing platform so dissertators can more easily present their slide decks; however, I don’t think video is involved, mainly because of the difficulties of showing participants’ faces in addition to the slides.

Asking participants to download and navigate web conference platforms can be problematic: Audience members’ expertise with different platforms will vary on a continuum from expert to incompetent. With a web conference platform, participants will hear the moderator (your Chair) and you; they may not be able to speak and be heard, though. Instead, they may have to “raise their hand” virtually to ask their questions. My guess is institutional leaders opt for the simplest method available that will accomplish the goal.

Format. Will you need a PowerPoint slide show? Most dissertators need some visual aids. Audiences are used to seeing information presented using PowerPoint or some other type of presentation software. Using the slides, we walk our audience through the main points of our study.

Take a look at my PowerPoint. This is a pdf file.

My defense PowerPoint

I’m relatively skilled at PowerPoint, so that part wasn’t too scary. My challenge was adapting my design style to the color constraints of the university’s PowerPoint template. I show a sample slide from my PowerPoint below.

The main pitfall for most presenters is overloading the slides with information. Simple bullet points work best. Fill in the details verbally. I used photos and images from my findings. (Some of the data I collected consisted of “rich pictures,” perfect for presenting visually with PowerPoint.)

Timing. How much time will you have to present? My Chair’s main concern was that I not talk too long. I had a maximum of thirty minutes to present, and twenty-five minutes, she said, was better.

To adhere to that agenda, I wrote out my script for each slide and recorded myself reading my script, timing each section. I averaged about a minute per slide. Some slides held more information, some less. Including the title slide and the closing slide showing the few sources cited in the presentation, I presented twenty-six slides in twenty-five minutes.

What happens if you exceed the time allotted? To scare me, my Chair told me stories of reviewers who cut off dissertators mid-sentence because they lollygagged through their slides. I understand: The reviewers need time to ask us questions. Sharing our research findings in a fancy slide show is fun, but the point of the defense is to defend our study to our reviewers.

Photos. My dissertation happened to include visual data, which was perfect for a slide show. I incorporated other photos as well, to break up the bullet points and give the viewers something to look at while they listened to me talk.

Outline. The content of the slides typically follow the outline of the dissertation itself. Your outline will vary depending on your field and institution. My dissertation was a traditional five chapter document, consisting of Introduction, Literature Review, Methodology, Findings, and Conclusions. My slide outline closely mirrored those elements.

Example of a defense slide

Questions. My Chair gave me a list of typical questions I might be asked. I Googled defense questions to see what was floating out there in the zeitgeist. That was intimidating. In addition, I dialed into a dissertator’s defense to get a feel for the process and visualize my own experience. I wrote out answers to what I imagined would be the most common defense questions.

I did not record my actual defense, although it’s possible the conference call software did “for quality assurance purposes.” Or not. I don’t have a recollection now of what my Chair and committee member asked me, other than the question I flubbed: “Tell us in one sentence what your study was about.” I couldn’t do it in one sentence under pressure. Other questions I prepared to answer included:

  • What was most challenging?
  • How generalizable are your findings?
  • What will you do with the findings to make a difference?
  • What advice would you give a student who is starting the dissertation process and considering using the methodology you used?
  • If you had to do it over, what would you change?

Practice your presentation

I didn’t automate the slides because on the conference call platform, the participants in the call were viewing a downloaded version of the PowerPoint on their own computers. I verbally told them when to advance to the next slide, but I had no control over their ability to follow my direction. As I mentioned, I wrote out my script and recorded myself to get a sense of the timing and pacing.

Listening to recordings of our own presentations can be humbling, but this step is so helpful, once we get over our distaste at hearing our own voices. I’m not enamored with the sound of my own voice, but I learned long ago to get over myself and focus on communicating my message to the audience.

Finally, visualize success

Olympic athletes employ visualization and imagery to prepare for success. Dissertators can do the same thing. What does success look like for you? If you followed the tips in this blog post, you have a good sense of what to expect and how to prepare for your defense. The final step is to imagine defending successfully without melting down in a panic attack or throwing up behind the lectern.

Visualize yourself in the setting, performing effectively, receiving approval, and earning your degree. Practice this mental exercise daily. Conjure as much detail as you can. If you have access to the classroom or auditorium where your in-person defense will occur, stand on the stage or podium. Practice delivering your presentation, using your visual aids.

If you are defending in the virtual space, download the web conference software ahead of time, make sure you have all updates installed, and open the platform to see how it works. Sit in on other defenses and imagine it’s you clicking the slides, describing your study, and fielding questions.

Summary

No matter where we are in our dissertation journey, it’s never too soon to plan for our dissertation defense. Begin with the end in mind, do your homework, and visualize success. Then get a good night’s sleep, show up, and do your best. You got this! No one knows your study better than you.

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